Ever since that big, hairy, attention-grabbing dog came into the house last October, I’ve tried my best to ignore her. I do this to show her I’m immune to her charms (plus she’s really big). Everyone thinks she’s soooo cute and sweet and nice. Gag. I’m not the center of attention (as I rightly deserve) when people come over anymore. Whatever.
But there are some things I can NOT let stand. That dog flopping her tail in my face while I’m lounging is one of them!
What the…? Right in the face! So rude!
Too slow! But look at those claws – impressive!
Dumb dog – she doesn’t know to be afraid of me! She did it again and I sure taught her a lesson. I got in a good scratch; you should have seen her jump!
Maybe now she will acknowledge who really runs this place.