I’m just sitting here remembering the awesomely sneaky week I had. Somehow my parents got lazy about the counter, pantry and trash and I took advantage of that! Here are all the things I ate just this week:
- An entire loaf of wheat bread
- An entire package of fig newtons (apple cinnamon – yum!)
- 1/2 jar of peanut butter – even got the lid off!
- and one that still has my parents stumped – the crotch out of three pairs of underwear!
Sadly, now there are more closed doors and a renewed vigilance by mom and dad. Don’t worry, I’ll lull them into complacency in a couple weeks…